Recently I began wondering if there are any positive uses for Islamic Jihadists (aside from testing nukes). Without much thought I realized some of the benefits of people wholly imbued with an ideology as insane as radical Islam. If any of you are like me this could trigger  a lot of fun. Feel free to add in the comments.

Real Uses for Islamic Jihadists:

- use them to exhibit the  results of the cultural failures of Islam, then blame the failures on Israel, then laugh maniacally.

- use them to threaten your  children, since they have grown immune to images of the boogy man.

- convince your wife that occasional beatings and beratings are essentially harmless, hell, even loving, given the alternative.

- use any Jihadist act to trigger a Leftist response of moral equivalence. The response will be immediate and automatic but totally unfounded.

- state that any difficulty meeting your artificial insemination needs with cows and goats can be easily fullfulled with the help of  Johnny Jihad!

- remind people that an impotent presidency (Obama) cannot stop an insane ideology (Islam).

- claim “peaceful protests” ripping apart a nation demands the election of a real leader (not Obama).

- remind friends and family that personal hygiene, including brushing teeth and wiping with bath tissue  is imperative to good health.

- with spring approaching we  need bulk for the mulch piles (Thank you suicidal Ackmed!)

- display the real meaning of Islam to Leftists and  realize they will cavort with Jihadists, at their peril, to achieve there own aims of destroying the West

- for just plain pissing off of the West. (taking down the Towers. Bombing the London Trains or Spanish Trains, and other mischief). God damn. this makes me want to turn every Islamist into a radioactive lampshade.

Oh, did I offend someone?  If not, I am sorry.

Dhummi aka @ComeAndGetMe