All in good fun, kids! Just slamming those radical Islamic Jihadists because they are the most deserving of ridicule.

You might be a Jihadist if…

…if all your kids are named Mohammed but you can’t draw his picture.

…if any of your several names is Mohammed yet you can’t draw his picture.

…if you use your wife as a sleeping bag dryer after your week at terrorist training camp.

…if on your wedding night you finally discover your wife looks like Rosie O’Donnell.

…if you think throwing acid on a woman’s face is a romantic gesture

…if you think a burning Qur’an justifies your burning of a Christian.

—if you condemn Qur’an burnings while performing honor killings, stonings and genital mutilation.

…if you blame your Erectile Dysfunction on some collusion between the Jews and the Great Satan.

…if you insist on wearing your diaper on your head.

…if you think “honor killing” says “Look, I’m a 21st century man!”

…if you make your wives walk 15 steps behind while you drag your hairy knuckles on the ground.

…if you can’t wait to stuff the Ground Zero mosque full of weapons, all the while laughing at America.

…if Western morals enrage you yet sex with a donkey arrouses you

…if your Islamic invasion plans for the West includes Liberal sympathizers.

…if you dream of destroying the kufr government of your host country, but live on state benefits.

…if praying involves teeth gnashing, spittle, and either beheading or stoning someone.

…if you have no more problem ‘honor killing’ your daughter than you did molesting her.