Religion of peace? Here are a few limericks about Jihad -
That vest fits you to a T
No appeal to your vanity
It’s filled with C4
Your Jihad means war
Islamic insanity
You claim your religion is great
That jihad is simply sedate
But then we see
Your explosivity
Your words are betrayed by your hate
Let us have Sharia law
Politically correct faux paux
No Muslim annoyed
Our culture destroyed
Complacence is our flaw
Al Qaeda wants nuclear gear
When asked “Can’t we talk?” they just sneer
They want us all dead
With the ground stained blood red
Yet you say we’ve nothing to fear
Al Qaeda wants nuclear gear
When asked “Can’t we talk?” they just sneer
They want us all dead
With the ground stained blood red
Yet you say we’ve nothing to fea
They strap on a suicide vest
Then explode in an infidels nest
Their claim is “Jihad!”
Western civ is so bad
Why can’t they give it a rest?
They think they’ll get 72 virgins
If they follow the mullahs urgings
“Jihad is the way!”
“Infidels must pay!”
Well, they’re certainly not brain surgeons
“Profile,” some say we can’t start
“There’s no way to tell’m apart!”
Why frisk the old gram
but skip the imam?
Don’t need to be racist, just smart!
