A question: If the Islamic nations in the Middle East and North Africa want to resolve the conflict in Libya why don’t they take care of it themselves?
I do not hold a PHD nor even a Masters degree in any subject that concerns worldly affairs, whether it be political science, international relations, or military strategy. Admittedly possessing no valid qualifications to analyze international incidents or to project any outcome of the complicated international dynamics currently in play, I still think I can speak to a concern that seems obvious to anyone reading current headlines.
My intent is not to rehash the specifics regarding the “democratic” protests recently roiling through the countries in North Africa and the Middle East. In the last several weeks the news cycle has provided constant coverage of evolving situations in traditionally Islamic nations where disgruntled populaces are standing up against dictatorial/tyrannical regimes for “freedom”. Bullets firing, protesters beaten back, even deaths have been reported throughout the region – Egypt, Yemen, Bahrain, et al – all praised as democracy at work, with people clamoring for freedom. Enter Libya. Read More→
Recently I began wondering if there are any positive uses for Islamic Jihadists (aside from testing nukes). Without much thought I realized some of the benefits of people wholly imbued with an ideology as insane as radical Islam. If any of you are like me this could trigger a lot of fun. Feel free to add in the comments.
Real Uses for Islamic Jihadists:
- use them to exhibit the results of the cultural failures of Islam, then blame the failures on Israel, then laugh maniacally.
- use them to threaten your children, since they have grown immune to images of the boogy man.
- convince your wife that occasional beatings and beratings are essentially harmless, hell, even loving, given the alternative.
- use any Jihadist act to trigger a Leftist response of moral equivalence. The response will be immediate and automatic but totally unfounded.
- state that any difficulty meeting your artificial insemination needs with cows and goats can be easily fullfulled with the help of Johnny Jihad!
- remind people that an impotent presidency (Obama) cannot stop an insane ideology (Islam).
- claim “peaceful protests” ripping apart a nation demands the election of a real leader (not Obama).
- remind friends and family that personal hygiene, including brushing teeth and wiping with bath tissue is imperative to good health.
- with spring approaching we need bulk for the mulch piles (Thank you suicidal Ackmed!)
- display the real meaning of Islam to Leftists and realize they will cavort with Jihadists, at their peril, to achieve there own aims of destroying the West
- for just plain pissing off of the West. (taking down the Towers. Bombing the London Trains or Spanish Trains, and other mischief). God damn. this makes me want to turn every Islamist into a radioactive lampshade.
Oh, did I offend someone? If not, I am sorry.
Dhummi aka @ComeAndGetMe
Not surprising, given the anally retentive mindset required to adhere to Sharia, those fun-loving Ayatollahs in Iran have deemed Western social sciences as ‘haram’. They are especially opposed to womens studies and the subject of human rights. No mention in the article of gay studies, but I’ll leave that for you to ponder.
As I read this news story I wonder if the American Left has any thoughts in condemnation of this action in Iran or are they singularly focused on the evils wrought by America on the earth.
In Islam, there is no free will, there is no joy. Imagine trying to constantly adhere to Sharia law under pain of torture or death!
Center for Security Policy 15 September 2010
This study is the result of months of analysis, discussion and drafting by a group of top security policy experts concerned with the preeminent totalitarian threat of our time: the legal-political-military doctrine known within Islam as “shariah.” It is designed to provide a comprehensive and articulate “second opinion” on the official characterizations and assessments of this threat as put forth by the United States government.
The authors, under the sponsorship of the Center for Security Policy, have modeled this work on an earlier “exercise in competitive analysis” which came to be known as the “Team B” Report. That 1976 document challenged the then-prevailing official U.S. government intelligence estimates of the intentions and offensive capabilities of the Soviet Union and the policy known as “détente” that such estimates ostensibly justified.
As with the original Team B analysis, however, this study challenges the assumptions underpinning the official line in the conflict with today’s totalitarian threat, which is currently euphemistically described as “violent extremism,” and the policies of co-existence, accommodation and submission that are rooted in those assumptions.
The Contemporary Threat Today, the United States faces what is, if anything, an even more insidious ideological threat: the totalitarian socio-political doctrine that Islam calls shariah. Translated as “the path,” shariah is a comprehensive legal and political framework. Though it certainly has spiritual elements, it would be a mistake to think of shariah as a “religious” code in the Western sense because it seeks to regulate all manner of behavior in the secular sphere – economic, social, military, legal and political. Shariah is the crucial fault line of Islam’s internecine struggle. On one side of the divide are Muslim reformers and authentic moderates – figures like Abdurrahman Wahid, the late president of Indonesia and leader of the world’s largest libertarian Muslim organization, Nahdlatul Ulama – whose members embrace the Enlightenment’s veneration of reason and, in particular, its separation of the spiritual and secular realms. On this side of the divide, shariah is a reference point for a Muslim’s personal conduct, not a corpus to be imposed on the life of a pluralistic society. By contrast, the other side of the divide is dominated by Muslim supremacists, often called Islamists. Like erstwhile proponents of Communism and Nazism, these supremacists – some terrorists, others employing stealthier means – seek to impose a totalitarian regime: a global totalitarian system cloaked as an Islamic state and called a caliphate. On that side of the divide, which is the focus of the present study, shariah is an immutable, compulsory system that Muslims are obliged to install and the world required to adopt, the failure to do so being deemed a damnable offence against Allah. For these ideologues, shariah is not a private matter. Adherents see the West as an obstacle to be overcome, not a culture and civilization to be embraced, or at least tolerated. It is impossible, they maintain, for alternative legal systems and forms of governments peacefully to coexist with the end-state they seek.
Complete report can be downloaded as PDF Here
All in good fun, kids! Just slamming those radical Islamic Jihadists because they are the most deserving of ridicule.
You might be a Jihadist if…
…if all your kids are named Mohammed but you can’t draw his picture.
…if any of your several names is Mohammed yet you can’t draw his picture.
…if you use your wife as a sleeping bag dryer after your week at terrorist training camp.
…if on your wedding night you finally discover your wife looks like Rosie O’Donnell.
…if you think throwing acid on a woman’s face is a romantic gesture
…if you think a burning Qur’an justifies your burning of a Christian.
—if you condemn Qur’an burnings while performing honor killings, stonings and genital mutilation.
…if you blame your Erectile Dysfunction on some collusion between the Jews and the Great Satan.
…if you insist on wearing your diaper on your head.
…if you think “honor killing” says “Look, I’m a 21st century man!”
…if you make your wives walk 15 steps behind while you drag your hairy knuckles on the ground.
…if you can’t wait to stuff the Ground Zero mosque full of weapons, all the while laughing at America.
…if Western morals enrage you yet sex with a donkey arrouses you
…if your Islamic invasion plans for the West includes Liberal sympathizers.
…if you dream of destroying the kufr government of your host country, but live on state benefits.
…if praying involves teeth gnashing, spittle, and either beheading or stoning someone.
…if you have no more problem ‘honor killing’ your daughter than you did molesting her.