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	<title>Shallow Thought &#187; Humor</title>
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	<description>Ponderings of a 9/11 conservative (aka Right-wing Extremist)</description>
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		<title>Socialism Sarcasm</title>
		<link>http://www.shallowthought.net/2011/09/05/socialism-sarcasm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Sep 2011 21:44:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dhummi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Forget Capitalism! Let&#8217;s survive on street fairs and diversity events, funded by non-profits, run by unions, led by community organizers, and powered by imagination.&#8221; (Note: for those of you on the Left with no sense of humor, this was intended as sarcasm)]]></description>
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		<title>Whatever Happened To Obama&#8217;s Civilian National Security Force?</title>
		<link>http://www.shallowthought.net/2011/05/11/whatever-happened-to-obamas-civilian-national-security-force/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shallowthought.net/2011/05/11/whatever-happened-to-obamas-civilian-national-security-force/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 23:59:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dhummi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160; Back in 2008, Presidential Candidate Barack Obama proposed the idea of a civilian national security force that would be “just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded” as our military. (see video snippet here) I wondered recently what had happened to this campaign promise, whether it had been just another political pandering point [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Thoughts on Michael Moore</title>
		<link>http://www.shallowthought.net/2011/03/08/top-10-thoughts-on-michael-moore/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shallowthought.net/2011/03/08/top-10-thoughts-on-michael-moore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Mar 2011 02:15:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dhummi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a derivative remake of the &#34;Austin Powers&#34; franchise, Michael Moore will be cast as &#34;Fat Son of a Bitch&#34;. I would no more listen to Michael Moore on political issues than take his advice on fashion or hygiene. People are drawn to Michael Moore mostly because of his measurable&#160; gravitational field. A &#34;wardrobe malfunction&#34; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In A Liberal World&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.shallowthought.net/2011/03/02/in-a-liberal-world-3/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shallowthought.net/2011/03/02/in-a-liberal-world-3/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Mar 2011 04:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dhummi</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shallowthought.net/?p=1143</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Just having a bit of fun imagining what the world could be if the Progressive agenda ever comes to fruition. Please send me more and I’ll include here. In a Liberal world… &#8230;our economy and culture would be driven by solar-powered street fairs and diversity events, funded by non-profits, run by unions and led by community [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Are Islamic Jihadists Good For?</title>
		<link>http://www.shallowthought.net/2011/02/15/1116/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shallowthought.net/2011/02/15/1116/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Feb 2011 04:38:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dhummi</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Islam]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Islamic Terror]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Recently I began wondering if there are any positive uses for Islamic Jihadists (aside from testing nukes). Without much thought I realized some of the benefits of people wholly imbued with an ideology as insane as radical Islam. If any of you are like me this could trigger  a lot of fun. Feel free to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jihadist Sensibilities</title>
		<link>http://www.shallowthought.net/2010/09/11/jihadist-sensibilities/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shallowthought.net/2010/09/11/jihadist-sensibilities/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Sep 2010 07:50:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dhummi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You claim your religion is great That jihad is simply sedate But then we see Your explosivity Your words are betrayed by your hate]]></description>
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		<title>Instead of Burning the Qur&#8217;an&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://www.shallowthought.net/2010/09/09/instead-of-burning-the-quran/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shallowthought.net/2010/09/09/instead-of-burning-the-quran/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Sep 2010 03:39:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>dhummi</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[After getting carried away on Twitter with humorous (to me) ideas about uses for the Qur&#8217;an (besides heating your home or making smores) I had to compile them here. These were all written while thinking specifically of Islamic Jihadists and their attempt to get everyone else to submit to their crazy ideology. I know I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Taliban Meets Tinsel Town</title>
		<link>http://www.shallowthought.net/2010/05/28/taliban-meets-tinsel-town/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shallowthought.net/2010/05/28/taliban-meets-tinsel-town/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 29 May 2010 03:35:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rddionne</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shallowthought.net/?p=942</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Got this from a friend on FaceBook. I&#8217;m sure not as offensive as drawing a picture of Mohammad but certain to raise the ire of Jihadists and those humorless devotees to political correctness in the West.]]></description>
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		<title>JihadWorld &#8211; Ground Zero Theme Park???</title>
		<link>http://www.shallowthought.net/2010/03/09/jihadworld-ground-zero-theme-park/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shallowthought.net/2010/03/09/jihadworld-ground-zero-theme-park/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 08:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rddionne</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Imagine a New York hotel at Ground Zero operating with a focus on 9/11. Perhaps my feelings about the events of Sept. 11th, 2001, makes me question exploiting the most traumatic event in modern America but if not for the copyright infringement would they call it &#8220;The Tower of Terror&#8221;? Perhaps provide a simulated 13-story [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The New Math</title>
		<link>http://www.shallowthought.net/2010/02/25/the-new-math/</link>
		<comments>http://www.shallowthought.net/2010/02/25/the-new-math/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 05:49:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>rddionne</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Government]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.shallowthought.net/?p=869</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Math Problem: (no calculators on test) Joe has 10 apples, Bob has 5 apples. To achieve economic justice how many apples does Obama take control of? Ans: (15)]]></description>
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