I own four dogs (yes my sanity is in question) and came up with these limericks while on “poop patrol”:

This chore I don’t like it one bit

Finding and scooping dog shit

We let out our dogs

They lay some more logs

Should send out my kids while I sit

Watching from the side porch stoop

Four dogs roamed the yard to go poop

For pick up I waited

Now I’m agitated

Cuz rain turned the crap to goop