Just a bit of sarcastic humor speculating abut the unintended consequences of the looming stimulus package:

(Contributions to this list can be added to comments and I will keep a compilation for anyone interested)

> Right winger assaults on welfare recipients smugly waving “rebate” checks on the rise.

> Angry right-wingers may speed up in make-work construction zones.

> Euphoric hopenchangers are mislead just a little longer about the wisdom of electing President Barack Obama.

> Seeing and hearing Nancy Pelosi brag about stimulus leads to near epidemic of ED.

> Too many American citizens and immigrants begin to think this is an entitlement nation. Oh, they already do!

> All Americans will finally join together…in the same bread line.

> Military pullout from Iraq accelerated….to quell unrest at home.

> Political term “pork” will be dropped to avoid offending pigs and Islamists.

> Obama Memorial construction on National Mall will be done right away with bailout funds.

> Job descriptions for the 3 new jobs created by the bill will languish in committee for 12 years.