Here is a compilation of tweets from www.twitter.com that are admittedly not politically correct but are very funny. Thanks to twitter user brianoflondon for kicking off this list and also others for their contributions.

I don’t take credit for these, and brianoflondon admits that “you may be in hamas” list shamelessly taken from  Gates of Viennas‘  ”you may be in the taliban”  list and linked from ShireNetworkNews .

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You might be in Hamas if you can’t tell the difference between a bullet proof vest and a small child! (or ass and hole in the ground) 

Spellcheck?

You might be in Hamas if you want to eradicate all juice from the middle east.

You might be in Hamas if your 1st, middle, last, or any part of your name is Mohammed.

You might be in Hamas if all of your wives are drapery models! 

You might be in Hamas if a work accident involves 72 virgins.

You might be in Hamas if you shun alcohol but enjoy Hash and Opium.

You might be in Hamas if your health care plan is “Go upstairs and threaten to shoot the first doctor you see.”

You might be in Hamas if you’ve been seen killed in at least two news flashes about civilian deaths.

You might be in Hamas if you think every day is a bring your kid to work day in Gaza.

You might be in Hamas if leaders like Riantisi send their kids abroad while your kids are made to retrieve rocket launchers.

You might be in Hamas if you haven’t seen daylight for weeks since you pissed off your commander and got put on tunnel digging duty.

You might be Hamas if you think Apollo 11 was faked because the rocket landed on the moon, not Sderot.

You might be Hamas if your Citroen Quattre actually has C4 in it.

You might be in Hamas if you rale against Western homosexuality but believe in the right to pedastry.

You might be in Hamas if you won’t get circumcised, but you insist your 5 year old daughter does. 

You may be in Hamas if your 3 month old has a job as a body guard.

You may be in Hamas if you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You may be in Hamas if you think your kids have all blown up so fast.

You may be in Hamas if you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

You may be in Hamas if you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford to feed your kids.

You may be in Hamas if you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You might be in Hamas if night time brings with it the dilemma of which wife to pick tonight.